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. Photo courtesy of Canva. Its so hot that cows are producing evaporated milk. Top 10 Funniest It Is So Hot Jokes and Puns I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open She said its my husband. When the universe was very young it was so hot Im going to stop you right there.

One day Mike says Joe we both loved football all our lives and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Its so hot that I bought some bread and it turned into toast. Get through any heatwave by reading the funniest its so hot jokes ever. When its clear that Joe is dying Mike visits him every day.

I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking. Upvote downvote report In downtown Burbank today it was so hot How hot was it I saw a fire hydrant flagging down a dog RIP Johnny Carson upvote downvote report It was so hot today that I didnt dare to leave my dog alone in the car. Its so hot that the chickens laid hard-boiled eggs. Quick try the backdoor Thinking back I really should have ran but you dont get offers like that every day.

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